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San Antonio term limits
early voting begins today Propositions
Vote locations and sample ballot at Bexar
Great picture of the five $1 million dollar howitzers that the Army
loaned to the Lake Tahoe ski resorts. Too bad that the little fracas
in the middle east is causing the military to ask for them back. Perhaps
they can loan the resorts a few B-52's: they don't seem to be busy today.
I have been thinking, as a business person do you think that our Compassionate
Army would loan me an older model M1A1 main battle tank? I have been
having a bitch of a problem driving 410 recently. Those damned liberals
keep cutting me off.
Just think what a 120mm Depleted Uranium Sabot would do to one of them
rice burning Lexus SUV's! Do you know who I can contact?
Thanks for being live and local.
Today I threw an old Fiesta medal over my back fence so I'll
have something to deny thirty years from now, if I live that long. I thought
about separating the ribbon from the medal and throwing each over separately,
but I may want to go out tomorrow and pick it up, so I left it all in
Anne R. e-mailed you to say she threw her old Fiesta medal over her
back fence. I wonder, did she receive it for participating in the Battle
David P. - Wimberley
PS: Youre not the only man ever to lose his head over Halle Berry.
Look at the black patch UNDER THE US FLAG.
Brad, You do know that the patch that says "doing the work of."
and the subsequent flag patches under it is a fake, right? Snopes covers
this in great detail.
A long time ago I took your advice and checked out their web site. I
now check it every day.
(Did you know that Long John Silvers is giving away free giant shrimp
sometime soon because NASA found evidence of an ocean on Mars? Check
stuff on Snopes as well. Pretty cool! Keep up the good work!
Did you make a mistake or did you really intend to show the lovely Halle
Berry in all her beautiful topless self? I would have thought a
link with a little warning was more your style.
remove her photo and replace it with a
link. You were right. Lost my head...
The photo below was faked up by Richard N.
You can fake your own here
Why is it that everyone seems to love this president so much? He has effectively
shredded the US Constitution. Gotten us involved into a quagmire of almost
epic proportions in Iraq. He's devastated our environment. He's run our
federal deficit into new and almost unbelievable levels. He's alienated
us from the international community. He's lied to the US public at almost
every turn, and now even the media can't pucker up fast enough to kiss
his ass. I just don't get it!!!
I've always loved cowboys. Bush is a cowboy. Look here.
I get that Bush the cowboy thing emailed to me for some reason regularly.
What always perplexes me is that all the cowboys in the little show
Usually, I just email back that the pictures fit Bush perfectly. What
I dont email back is that - just like the men in the pictures
- Bush is a fake cowboy, too.
I just reviewed all of the "cowboy" pictures on your website
and I have to agree with "Ash". NONE of them are real. I know
because my Grandad was the real thing. He was about 5'6", bowlegged,
skin like beef jerky, hands as gnarled and hard as old dead cedar, quiet
as a mountain lion, straight as I-10 in west Texas. He was born in Leaky,
raised in San Angelo, and died in New Mexico.
He wore his Stetson square on his head, his long sleeve shirts buttoned
up to his chin and down to his wrists, and he wore work boots, NEVER
fancy cowboy boots. He could build adobe houses and irrigation systems
as well as all the usual cowboy stuff. He was known for years as the
best trail cook around central New Mexico and the younger deer hunters
took him along on hunts in the Gila Wilderness long after he had to
give up hunting.
HIS father rode shotgun on the stage from San Antonio to El Paso.
I also have enjoyed some of the western movies and TV shows in the past,
especially Clint Eastwood. But I didn't mistake them for reality. My
Grandad was the real thing. He would be never believe what passes for
a "cowboy" today.
deal between SAHA and KB Home?
U.S. forces unleashed
AC-130H Spectre gunships and the full array of their air and ground
firepower on Fallujah and Najaf yesterday, killing dozens of insurgents.
New fighting erupts in Fallujah Outside Baghdad,
gunmen opened fire on a military convoy headed in the direction of Fallujah,
killing or wounding at least two people. After the attack, a cargo truck
was left with its tires shot out and windshield pockmarked with bullets.
Pools of blood were on either side of the trucks cab, and U.S.
soldiers at the scene said two casualties were taken away.
US helicopters target Fallujah
US troops have new shoulder pads
before 9-11 Commission tomorrow At the administration's
request, the questioning will not be recorded, nor will a stenographer
be present to make a transcript. Commission members may take notes.
That significantly differs with the commission's interviews with former
President Clinton and former Vice President Al Gore
hits Bush on Guard service "..has begun to question President
Bush's National Guard service record personally.."
to honor KIAs tonite with photos and names
Diego, Texas hard-hit by local men's deaths About 10% of Iraq deaths
are soldiers from Texas (story lists Texas war dead)
final price, no final specs, but Iraq contract work goes on GAO
auditors also found several instances in which Defense Department contracting
officers "overstepped" their authority and ordered millions
of dollars of no-bid reconstruction work that appears unrelated to the
Park police handcuff 97-year-old woman for traffic ticket
influx from Mexico soars to meet labor needs "..The number
of undocumented Mexican immigrants entering the United States has increased
dramatically over the past decade and will continue to increase because
of U.S. labor demands.."
told soap opera fans they could meet Lucci for $49