March 17, 2004 New
pages by 10 a.m. Monday-Friday
Patrick's Day (joke
now blooming in median of Harry Wurzbach
blasts Bush on protecting troops
campaign emphasizes war leader role
campaign gives Bush a boost in polls
Boston Globe runs this correction:
March 16, 2004 Because of poor audio quality on a reporter's tape recording,
the exact quote by Senator John F. Kerry regarding comments from
foreign leaders about his candidacy was incorrectly transcribed
in an article that appeared in the Nation pages on March 9 and in a
Page One story yesterday. The correct Kerry quote is: "I've been
hearing it, I'll tell ya. The news, the coverage in other countries,
the news in other places. I've met more leaders who can't go out and
say it all publicly but, boy, they look at you and say, `You gotta win
this, you gotta beat this guy, we need a new policy' -- things like
that. So there is enormous energy out there. Tell them, wherever they
can find an American abroad, they can contribute."
allies face rising antiwar sentiment
plan: right idea; wrong, ham-handed approach
Iraq occupation 'a fiasco', Spain's new leader says
Ten-Foot Poll RESULT
10am-11pm Wednesday 3/17/2004
March 19th of last year, President Bush announced the US invasion
of Iraq, saying it was necessary to protect our national security.
A year later, do you feel safer?
o' the Irish
day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for ten
long years, sees a speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not
a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer,
he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde
in a wet suit. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell
me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she reaches
over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out
a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long
drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish
Whiskey?" she asks. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten
years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out
a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig
and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs
down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And
how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh,
don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!!"
with long lens on video camera closes freeway
charged with starving brother to death
calls 911 after cutting himself during break-in
owner's (tooth)brush with death
80, broke into supermarket with sledgehammer
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