March 15, 2004 New
pages by 10 a.m. Monday-Friday
you will like this.
Go to Google.com
Put in as a search: Weapons of Mass Destruction
Click: I'm Feeling Lucky (instead of Google Search)
Read the entire error message that comes up
Try it for: French Military Victories too!
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're
mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's
a Daddy Longlegs."
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then stomped them flat and said,
"Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont and New York, but
we're not having any of that in Texas!
deaths each day
administration defends Iraq War decision
slams CIA on Iraq intelligence Classified Senate document criticizes
Tenet for turning vague data into firm warnings.
town almoset duped by water hoax
lobsters come back to life
faked TV news? Investigators are scrutinizing TV segments in which
the Bush administration paid people to pose as journalists praising the
new Medicare law.
problems with soldiers' pay
voters eject pro-American conservative party
likely to pull Iraq troops from coalition
link between higher taxes and unemployment
Hood's 1st Cav to begin Baghdad duty
emergency-lands atop moving pickup
Carlin on the indecency flap
museum ponders disgusting science fair exhibit
sues after jail releases him in only boxer shorts
busted for selling $2.8 million in nonexistent Google stock
Progress in Iraq? Depends on whom you ask