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	12-inch Hulk doll has 2-inch willy (equivalent on a 6-foot man would be 12 inches!) LINKED STORY HAS A BETTER PICTURE		Thousands attend 7th Redneck Games
			Girls' fireworks fight leads to knife murder
			Man masturbated in taxi, woman driver went off the road
			TIME MAGAZINE Coalition troops looted and vandalized the Iraqi airport that now must be rebuilt

The owners of a Southern California egg farm insist they did nothing wrong by slaughtering 30,000 chickens by throwing them into wood chippers. STORY

BUT SERIOUSLY...
Into Africa
How Iraq begat Liberia
"Liberia poses no threat to American security. It possesses no weapons of mass destruction, and it would be foolish to use them against us if it did. It is not allied with Osama bin Laden, it has never attacked the United States, and most Pentagon officials are reportedly opposed to sending soldiers there. If they are deployed, our troops are hardly equipped to transform it into a peaceful constitutional republic.
So clearly, there's plenty of precedent for invading it."
STORY in Reason Online

White House finally admits what everyone else has known for months: Bush was wrong in saying Saddam sought uranium in Africa

Iranian twins die after surgery

Ruth Jones McClendon: Home-seizure law scares elderly

Man drives home with body in windshield

MSNBC fires Savage for "sodomite" comment

Drunk tows golf cart 50mph

Cop's photo put on gay dating website with description "a broke cop with no morals"

Man shot deer that had been adopted by cows
"The deer, and her cow family, attracted Haywood County residents and tourists alike to the pasture. People would often park their cars along the road to watch and marvel at the sight of the deer living with cows."

Peter Jennings scored 100 on US citizenship test