2002
Some websites don't keep material
a real long time,
so some of these links will expire.
Tue Apr 30
Reputation
and marriage were OK until that one incident with the pony
Even Weather Channel
wont accept Saudi image ads
Mystery
of Mile-High Sex flight still open
Ice
cream truck music driving people nuts
Windup toy airplane led
to stabbing death
Baby
fed vegetarian diet underweight, put in foster care
Step
right up, get your 50,000-volt Taser for $389
Catholic leaders
business as usual despite crisis
At
this rate, Catholic Church revival not likely in my lifetime
Mon Apr
29
Cardinal
Law: 6-year-old victim of priests sex abuse was partly to blame
$1.5M
donation to Hillary investigated
Microsoft
coming after people who lost software receipts
82-year-old
stuck in bathtub 4.5 days
Cat-killer
sentencing delayed by e-mail threat
Prom
gown giveaway saves the day for some girls
More denials
on Saudi princes alleged no women request
School rocket
project burns down house
Sun Apr 28
Sat Apr 27
Deposition
report: priest sex-abuse lawsuit in San Antonio Archdiocese
Your preference: Coke or dog meat juice?
No
prom for boy who tested positive for nicotine
Opium-soaked tablecloths seized at US airport
Fri Apr 26
New
Bexar County property evaluations
Michigan
guts search-warrant protections
One
reason not to tap a car window with your pistola
FTC
shuts down porn spammers
Smart robotic sensors
go for hidden targets
Dead
mouse in sealed Ritz Crackers package
Why
not to bang on a stolen ATM during the night
Thur Apr 25
Taste of
Mariachi Flambeau river parade total disaster!
Barges sink or catch fire, symphony orchestra thrown from overloaded
barge into hip-deep water, barge steering guy beat up by tuba guy
Event sponsored
by the Knights of Fubar turns out to be an
unorganized mess! KTSA live coverage cut short as crepe paper fires and
barge collisions stop parade!
The Stranger rescues Big Opera Lady from sinking barge!
Wed Ar 24
Express-News:
Recycled water in golf draft getting the ax
Tue Apr 23
Shakedown:
Exposing the Real Jesse Jackson
amazon.com
link for above
How do birds
build nests?
Honor
students privacy to be protected by not releasing their last names
New
Google service: questions answered by people, on any topic, for a fee Google
link
Palestinians
say troops looted and vandalized West Bank
Wildlife
Society may punish lynx-hair fakers
Dave
Barry: Party for a two-year-old
Mutant
two-headed toad was two toads mating
Beware
of Nigerian e-mailers offering millions
Crisis in
e-mail privacy software
Mon Apr 22
da
Vinci didnt paint Adoration of the Magi?
more on
da Vinci
digital
clock
F-15
nose art
Jet
Skis (but not speedboats) banned from Padre
Gene-altered
corn story was hoax
Murder
gun was Robert Blakes, had serial filed off
Taiwan
scientists clone pigs with human DNA
Man
strikes pose for photo, shoots photographer
Indians
fielder Bradley crocked and tossing cookies
Weekend
shootings kill 2, wound 3
Sun Apr 21
(new airplane: took day off)
Sat Apr 20
(new airplane: took day off)
Fri Apr 19
Black
Panthers 35th anniversary reunion
Chicken
Butt ruled not slanderous
Couples who
smoke more likely to have baby girls
Thur Apr 18
Families
hearing doomed flights cockpit tapes today
Recycled
sewage-water drinkers POd
BBC:
Jenin horrific beyond belief
Brits outraged,
cut Israel weapons sales
Israeli
pilot refused to fire into civilian dwelling in Palestine
Ally
McBeal axed
75-year-old
man popped for getting 10-year-old pregnant
Priest
wants to take baseball bat to sex-abuse victims
War on e-mail
spam
Way of swinging side-to-side
patented by 7-year-old
Wed Apr 17
Escape
of bin Laden U.S. screwup?
Cardinal
Law took secret trip to see Pope
Jesse
Jackson $$$ came from firms he threatened
Muppets deny being gay, lawsuit in the works
Woman
lost 800 pounds including 110-pound lap
Tue Apr 16
Mon Apr 15
Five
finalists in Texas quarter design
Europeans
brought violence to the New World
IRS phone inquiry:
Can I deduct my cat?
Bid withdrawn
for already-chewed gum
Gorbachev
cancels S.A. visit second time
Dem.
chairman predicts Gore will run in 2004
Do
ELF super-pings harm whales?
Summary of telemarketer
no-call efforts nationwide
Texas telemarketer no-call list
Lawmen
say pedophiles are hiding better
Boston priest
on sick leave ran gay resort
Starbucks
to mine debit cards for personal information
Sun Apr 14
Viacom
execs struggle by on $12M bonuses
Catholic
victims breaking secret-settlement promises
Pope leaving
abuse mess to be handled by U.S. bishops
8-year-old misses bus, drives Ford to school
IRS
mistakenly paid $30M in slavery credits
Tree-hugger
falls to death
Hurricane
evacuation route Padre Island/Corpus Christi being improved
California
Democrat proposes 5¢ bullet tax
Sat Apr 13
Recalled
mayor poses for Playboy website photos
McDonalds
customer gets ballpoint stab in forehead
Taliban
John mistreated?
San
Antonio fugitive airman caught in Mexico
Skunk
helps cops get suspect
Jailed Houston crime writer
wins $25K book award
Eagles
summer tour wont be a Clear Channel promotion
George
as Georgia
TEST
Man or Woman?
Fri Apr 12
Money
from faked robbery bought pretty good weed
Kerrville
fishing hole yields Lexus, Honda, Buick
Dell
dude gets 200 calls a day
Refugees:
Israelis killed old women, used human shields
Stealth PACs rule as
activists pour in the cash
Sweetest
Thing movie review
Thur Apr 11
BULLETIN: Council kills airport management deal
over this
Roddy Stinson column
Health District surveying San Antonio cafes about smoking
Digital
AM radio can deliver super-clean signal
Hawaii cans
traffic cameras
U.T.
Tyler cans campus newspapers aggression
Yahoo
and others can privacy promises
Men can
avoid marriage when women successful
Two men guilty
of being bad sons avoid the can
Case can be
made for life on Mars
Wed Apr 10
USA
Today: At GM, safety optional
Free porn worm
hits internet
Accused
priest had owned gay-oriented hotel
Evidence
ups pressure on Boston cardinal
Sister
Antonia: Prison Angel of Tijuana
Police
Dog Severs Suspect's Penis
Drunk
drivers excuse is 9-11 worry
Ed
McMahons $20M mold claim
Kmart yanks
tabloid over Martha Stewart story
Tue Apr 9
Another
postage rate increase
Rats
eating L.A. Coroners bodies
Another
con takes a DNA walk
Whos
sneaking drugs into dairy cows?
Worry
over the lack of fires
Do they
know where their tobacco has been?
Worse
drought in a century: Not Texas Maine
Two-year
contract for Nightline
What
ever happened to Joan Baez
Kmart may
close 700 more stores
Mon Apr 8

Israeli
Forces Inflict Widespread Damage in Bethlehem
Date-rape
warning on Florida napkins
I'm
middle class. You're middle class. Isn't everyone?
Free internet porn may kill Penthouse
Mike Wallace will cut 60 Minutes workload
New: an excellent News Headline page
Sun Apr 7
PGA Village referendum
petition website
Mayors
handling of the PGA Village and petition drive issues
Poppy
Honey and other odd names
50-
or 60-thousand air screeners needed
FBI
didn't follow up on spy clues
Grocery
store women awarded $30M
Rio
Grande Valley doctors to close offices Monday to stage protest demonstration
Wealthy
avoid scrutiny by taxman while wage-earners and the working poor are checked
closely
Sat Apr 6
Yahoo!
privacy issue involves spamming
Science project afoul of zero tolerance
He wanted a little more than his house cleaned
Girl survives attack on film by friends
China: why'd Bush call Taiwan a country?
Bishops accused of coverup of abuse
Priest
didnt do required background checks
Squeegee helped save 6 lives on 9-11
Fri Apr 5
PGA Village: 9-2 Yes ![]()
Anti-PGA Village campaign website ![]()
California considering bullet tax ![]()
Southern Baptists to boycot HoJo over sex convention ![]()
Woman 8 weeks pregnant with clone ![]()
Hanssen snooped on Hillary, Chelsea, FBI director ![]()
Mexico gene-altered corn story was junk science ![]()
Thur Apr 4
Naval Academy to stop saying grace?
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Lt. Gov. proposes statewide school tax ![]()
Houston-Galveston Gulf Freeway to close ![]()
Learned the hard way: very big difference between Ticketmaster and Ticketmasters.com
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Israelis keep reporters out of Bethlehem, blast open a door
to the Church of the Nativity ![]()
Pets banned! April Fool story got people mad at the Beckley,
West Virginia newspaper ![]()
In real life, Friends and Sex and the City characters
couldnt really afford those apartments ![]()
Kids Saturday-morning cartoons may end ![]()
Delighted to be studying a two-headed snake ![]()
Scientists say theres no biological
reason for preventing first cousins from marrying
MSNBC to put Phil Donahue up against Foxs Bill OReilly and Connie
Chung on CNN ![]()
12-year-old girl in elevator grabs flashers zipper and maybe does some
damage ![]()
Wed Apr 3
PGA Village ten District forums Go
Ex-stripper mayor fired in landslide Go
Survey: U.S. becoming land of the rude Go
Criminals become teachers in Texas Go
Should parsonages remain exempt from taxes? Go
Lawyers already after $18M in Enron case Go
Mike Tyson: registered sex offender Go
Catholic victim's Life of sadness Go
Parody site Rev. Falwell wants shut down for making fun of him Go
Some weight-loss programs now tax deductible
Go
Tue Apr 2
Resume faker still at SAHA at $100,000 a year
Go
Straight priest in trouble. Repeat: STRAIGHT priest Go
Runaway balloon knocks out Central Texas power Go
Feds: replace airport Guard with local cops Go
Texas quarter designs: see em and vote Go
Alamo probably wont make the Texas quarter cut Go
Santa Fe to fine handheld cell-phone drivers Go
Antarctica is cooling. No, its warming. No... Go
Battle to replace global warming scientist Go
Microsoft patch to fix hacker intrusions doesn't work Go
Cat killers acquittal angers some Texans Go
Mon Apr 1
What Clinton thinks hurt his reputation Go
Osama bin Laden calling cell phones Go
Stripper turned mayor faces recall election Go
Opium crop coming from Afghanistan Go
Drug touted on internet new LSD? Go
California lawyers bride buying trial to begin Go